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Niiamah "Nemo" Ashong '08 | Bass 
Pennsauken, NJ Everyone knows Nemo. Look at that face. You've met him.
He's given
you that swanky smile and danced his debonaire badonk for you at some time,
I'm sure. If you want to know why it's Nemo and not Niiamah, you can ask
him, but we can put it up here anyway. You see, when he sings those low
bass notes under the water, fish come swarm around him. Once, he sneezed
and badly injured a clownfish who, in turn, inspired a Disney/Pixar exec. to
write a film about him. Nemo sure is inspiring, and if you don't believe
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Gary "Snake!!" Esses '10| Tenor II 
Brooklyn, NY Gary doesn't like you. If you want proof, just talk to him.
While he might seem very cordial, you have to pay attention to a few things. 1)
He's from New York, so he's automatically got Mafioso written all over him. and C)
He's got angry eyebrows. Undeniable proof, and though he might try to deny it, punch
him in the jaw and you'll quickly learn. Jerk. Gary sings loud and proud, and isn't
afraid to push the envelope of performance art. During one performance, Gary tried
to strip off all his clothes during the City of Blinding Light's bridge.
We had to stop the song and carry Gary off the stage. The audience got real rowdy
real fast, so we were forced to finish the song without a soloist. *Awkward Turtle*
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Cory "K-Felt" Felder '11| Baritone 
San Diego
Although he claims to be from San Diego, Cory is actually from San Diago, which is
the capital of Germany. He has spent most of his life on a whaling vessel off the coast
of Alaska, where he participated in several high school musicals, one of which became
the artistic inspiration for the critically acclaimed "High School Musical 2." This
year, he was the first student ever to arrive at Cornell by boat, bringing with him
several native traditions from his childhood, including step-dancing and Pole-vaulting.
Be sure to look for samples of these hot new moves at Cory's first performance!
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Kevin "KageRage" Gammariello '09 | Tenor I 
Webster, New York As the group's avid republican, Kevin brings a chilled out, anything-goes,
banana-lime flavor to the group. One thing you may not know about KageRage is that he was the
three-time lightweight wrestling champion of Skaneateles, NY. His trademark was jumping on his
opponents' backs and sinking his venom-encrusted teeth into the spine of any Tom, Dick, Jane,
or Butch. Don't mess with this gentleman; he'll bankrupt your soul. |
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Brian "Herdog" Herdeg '10| Tenor I 
Acton, MA No one knows pizza like Brian "The Big Zamboni" Herdeg. In addition
to singing, Brian enjoys blueprinting new designs for roller-arcades, and delicately
inserting small micro-viruses into your favorite pepperoni pizza. This way, he can
keep tabs on all his favorite people, like you. If you were to ask Brian what his
favorite song was, he would punch you in the gut, force-feed pizza down your throat,
and then tell you, "What is Love" by Haddaway. Don't mess with this googly-eyed
sweety-pie. |
Tyler "Herbal T." Herman '09 | Bass 
Silver Spring, MD Tyler was born with the hair of a champion.
He first competed in the Hair Olympics at the young age of 7, but was beat out
during the hair vault by a Swedish grunge band star, who later tested positive for
hair steroids. Today, Tyler is a bright young man with his award winning fro still
in tact. He has found a home with Last Call, one free of the horrid competition
of the Pantene Pro V team that has cut so many hairletes careers into shambles.
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Mickey "Crazy Mikey" McDonald '10| Tenor I 
Rochestah, NY
Mickey loves blankets. Mickey loves Greece. Mickey loves Yanni. But most of all,
Mickey loves fries. In fact, he invented fries in the late 1930s in the small town
of Gary, Indiana. His fries were so delicious that soon travelers from all over
visited the small town to taste McDonald's Fries. Spurred by this success, Mickey
decided to open a chain of restaurants, that would provide fries and other
artery-clogging forms of sustenance. Backed by several confused oil giants,
who thought the fries would be packed not with canola oil, but with gasoline,
all Mickey McDonald needed was a name. And thus, lady and gentleman, Burger King
was born. And then Mickey joined Last Call. And we really like him. Especially
because of the free burgers.
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Andrew "tha sinistah" Minster '11| Baritone 
Jersey
One day, while fishing aboard his 8-foot yacht in the open sea, Andrew managed to
catch a glimpse of the largest bass he had ever seen. Unable to contain his desire
to catch the bass, he dove into the ocean, missing the bass altogether. He did,
however, manage to catch a baritone (the one from San Diago, who had fallen overboard
while whaling). Three years later, Andrew auditioned for Last Call, and tried
to bribe everyone with ice cream and playful anticdotes. It worked, and until this day
Andrew is still the master of witty lines and innovative dance routines.
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Hyeongsu "Big Rick" Park '11| Tenor II 
Seoul, South Korea
A haiku about Hyeongsu: |
Ted "There we go!" Pines '08| Tenor II 
Vestal, NY Ted has wowed audiences far and wide with his
impressive vocal abilities and tambourine stylings. Ted introduced himself to
Last Call as a "mime with the ability to sing while smiling". We didn't quite know
what to expect, but were pleasantly surprised when he started juggling during one
performance of The Sweetest Thing. Ted enjoys long skips to my lou, slip 'n slides
on a sunny day, and pogo-sticking the national anthem on one of those large floor
pianos (like in the movie, Big). |
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Jeremy "Mensch" Siegman '09 | Tenor II 
Jupiter Jeremy brings together the two worlds of hip-hop and
philosophy with his unique take on swing dancing. Born and raised in the
far-away mystical land of Jersey, Jeremy has been awarded three purple
hearts, the Pulitzer Prize for A Cappella for penning the music to the
world's first A CappellOpera in Db minor, and a medal of merit for helping
countless old ladies order pizza from Brian Herdeg's pizza parlor. When
asked how he gains the courage to aid helpless strangers, Jeremy replied,
'Sup, girl.' Honorable words for an honorable man. |
Aaron Sprecher "Dim-doh" '11| Bass 
Philly, PA
Aaron has the posture of a champion and the eyes of a little Norweigian child who
has just seen his first Elephant race. Aaron auditioned for Last Call thinking it
was a weight-lifting club, and we told him singing was actually a good way to
build up strength in your upper-leg muscles, so he does squats a lot. Don't tell
him otherwise. In his free time, Mr. Sprecher enjoys frolicking in the countrysides
of the aforementioned Norway and acting out break-up scenes with himself. His
favorite eye color is green and his preferred book of choice, ideally, is Soap Weekly
Compilation: Issues May 1989-May 1999.
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Brian "Llama" Stilwell '09 | Baritone 
Lansing, NY Don't let this Callboy's goofy smile fool you. Brian is actually
a blackmarket llama merchant from the East Indies. He'll be quick to sucker
you into purchasing one of his low-price, low-quality llamas. For real
quality, talk to Sang. So fans beware: when Brian "the slimy sloth"
Stilwell shoots you that irresistable gaze during a performance, guard your
wallets or forever be stuck with a smelly, green-tongued llama. |
Jonny "I like tight harmonies" Wong '08 | Bass 
Hong Kong Jon, sometimes confused with former Callboy Jonny Wong '00,
is actually quite a different kind of Callboy. The first to occupy Last Call's
three most important positions: Pitch, Fosse, and Guy-with-the-most-cojones, Jon
also writes original music in the style of international pop and sex icon (but not
necessarily in that order), Ricky Martin. If you want to see Jon and he's not
hypothetically in Paris or Spain, just drop by the clocktower, where he has been
known to occasionally play the chimes in true hunchback style, while dancing to
"Golddigger." |
